I wish!

This time I was in a Home Depot/Wal-Mart kind of store buying soil. I grabbed my dirt and then ended up in the pet section of this massive store. There was a little walled-in area with free range puppies. I picked up the cutest, fluffiest one and not only was it the cutest thing ever, it could talk! Not like hold-a-conversation talk, more like Pokémon talk. It didn't really use words but you could tell what it meant. Whatever reason I need the soil was so pressing that I had to put the puppy down and leave. Then some old bitchy lady took it and I was sad that the perosn who got it wouldn't really appreciate it. (Now that I think about it, maybe that's what she needed to stop being bitchy...I dunno. At the time I was sad to see it go.) The rest involves the Jonas Bros dressed like ninjas helping me chase down the van I left my dirt in. No where near as interesting as the Pokémon puppy!

Needless to Say, I Was Really Confused When I Woke Up

So I was at this party with 2 of my girlfriends and we went to one of their apartments. Once we got there they decided that we were going to another party but I wanted to go home. One of them got really pissed about it and started yelling at me but we got in the car anyways so they could drive me back to my car. While we were leaving the apartment I got a text message from my ex telling me to look outside and asking me what I thought. When I did there were swirling green clouds in the sky. I was trying text him back that I though it was beautiful but for some reason my iPhone wouldn't recognize the word "beautiful". I was getting really frustrated when I looked up and realized that the green swirls were gone and the neighborhood behind us was on fire. Neither of my friends seemed to care or even notice. We got in an SUV and started driving. Cars started swerving in front of us; I thought we were going to have an accident and all I could think about was how the hell I would get home. My angry friend was driving and as cars crashed in front of us she just plowed right through them, still bitching at me for wanting to go home. We finally made it back to where my car was and I realized that I had somehow lost my bra and I couldn't go home without it cause then my boyfriend would think that I had been cheating on him.