I wish!

This time I was in a Home Depot/Wal-Mart kind of store buying soil. I grabbed my dirt and then ended up in the pet section of this massive store. There was a little walled-in area with free range puppies. I picked up the cutest, fluffiest one and not only was it the cutest thing ever, it could talk! Not like hold-a-conversation talk, more like Pokémon talk. It didn't really use words but you could tell what it meant. Whatever reason I need the soil was so pressing that I had to put the puppy down and leave. Then some old bitchy lady took it and I was sad that the perosn who got it wouldn't really appreciate it. (Now that I think about it, maybe that's what she needed to stop being bitchy...I dunno. At the time I was sad to see it go.) The rest involves the Jonas Bros dressed like ninjas helping me chase down the van I left my dirt in. No where near as interesting as the Pokémon puppy!